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On Tuesday, the victim received a box of presents in the mail from the UT Jensen's (Jeppson and Willis included).

It all started out fairly normal with only minor packing peanut spillage

The presents were great and he was super excited about them. But the victim is a boy and as such is consequently attracted to anything that can be turned into an incredible mess. It started with him rolling on the floor in the already spilled peanuts. This was amusing and elicited many laughs from onlookers.

But suddenly a maniacal cackle escaped his lips as an idea struck his brain like a bolt of lightning! A bolt of lightning!

There really was nothing onlookers could do. It all happened so quickly they had no time to react other than to snap pictures.
WARNING: The following photos are extremely graphic. Please continue at your discretion.This is the victim following the incident

Investigators are still trying to determine how a peanut ended up in the victim's ear.

Within moments, the victim shuddered violently on the floor amidst the debris and collapsed into a sudden coma. Authorities have finally determine the cause:

A packing peanut allergy
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