4th Birthday

If you give a boy a birthday, he'll probably do this:

And when you're done doing that, he'll probably ask you for a muffin.

And when he's done eating muffins he'll probably want to go to the zoo so he can hug a cement frog.

And when he's done with that, he'll probably want to sit in front of the giraffe area and make faces at the camera with his Dad and little brother.

But since that won't be enough silliness, he'll probably want to make silly faces with his mom too.

After making all those funny faces, he'll probably want to ride a shark.

But since the shark can't go on land, he'll ride a lion instead, and attack his dad with it.

He'll probably be hungry and REALLY fight taking a family picture, so you'll have to bribe him with jellybeans so he'll sort of smile for the camera.

You'll have to make sure the kitchen is all decorated so that he feels really powerful.

And you'll have to light some candles because it wouldn't be a good birthday without melted wax on your piece of cake.

And if you give him a birthday cake with cars on it, you should probably make sure he gets a Cars book as a present.

And while you're at it, you should probably also give him a camera so he can bribe himself with jellybeans to smile for a picture.

And if you have all these pictures at the end of the day, you will probably need to post them on his blog to remember his awesome 4th birthday!

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