Plastic Carnage

We regret to report that Air Jensen flight 623 has crashed near the front door. It appears the Lego Jumbo Jet suffered major turbulence due to a 2 year old named Lincoln ripping the wings off the fuselage mid-flight, sending the remains of the plane into a nosedive directly into hard tile. We are told there were no survivors.

We warn you that these pictures are extremely graphic and should not be viewed by any Lego men!!!

Going out for a walk

This morning we were playing in the living room when we noticed an earwig crawling across our tile floor toward the front door. I asked Linc where the bug was going and he said "on a walk!" after which Lincoln opened the front door to let the earwig go on his "walk."

On another note, earwigs don't crawl in your ears while you're asleep and lay eggs so their babies can eat your brain.

CHURCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This morning we woke up to Lincoln crawling in to bed with us. After a couple of minutes, Lincoln said: "Church"? And I said "Yes, today is Sunday, and we are going to church." Lincoln's response was priceless... "Church!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The irony is that with that kind of excitement you'd think that Lincoln would want to put his church clothes on without a fight and that he would to want to sit quietly in Sacarament, and be a well behaved angel of a boy...nope! Well, at least he's excited about church in general so maybe we are doing something right. :)

What I do for work...

This morning I was getting Lincoln ready for "school" as I was getting ready for work.

Me: "Lincoln, we need to hurry because Mommy needs to get to work early today."

Lincoln: "I go work."

Me: "I would love to have you come to work with me today, but what would you do all day?"

Lincoln: "Eat!"

It Hurts Us!

The other day Lincoln banged his toe on the corner of the front door and it took a little chunk of skin off. He wasn't too happy about that (who would be right?). We got it all fixed up with neosporin and a band-aid. Since then, he's begun saying, in the most pathetic sad voice possible, "It hurts!" He's been saying it all the time and in the same way "It hurts! It hurts!" It sounds remarkably reminiscent of Gollum from Lord of the Rings. . ."It hurts us! It hurts us! Poor Gollum. . .I mean Lincoln.