Ham

If there's a need for someone to ham it up for a crowd you can count on our boy.  Here are a few recent additions to his repertoire:

• I asked Linc one day in the car if he had his "listening ears" on.  He told me they were starting to fall off so I "passed" him some super glue, which he promptly used to secure them back on.  A few minutes later he said they were falling off again and I said, "No way! We superglued them on! No way they're coming off!"  He told me he was using tape to put them back on.  I asked him if he was using duct tape or goose tape.  He said, "Nope, I'm using MAN tape!"

• I was telling Monica about a stand up comedy sketch that I thought was really funny.  When I shared the punchline, Lincoln asked "Daddy are you SERIOUS?!"

• Lincoln got home from school one day and announced "I'm going to spend all my money on tattoos!"

• "Mommy, are clouds made of snow? and how do birds get in the sky?"

• Linc was in the bath playing with his toy whales.  I asked him what kind of whales they were and he completely made up a "scientific" name for one of his whales.  I can't remember what it was but he was dead serious about it.

• Lincoln was telling us about his day at school and he said that he and Jonah and Lily were laughing so hard at lunch today.  Monica asked him why.  He said, "We were saying funny words."  Monica asked what kind of funny words and he said, "I'd rather not tell you."  Then he started laughing really hard.

Funny things he says all the time:

• What the heck?
• Oh man!
• My bad!
• What the?
• Are you serious?
• Oh garfunkle!